The Elijah Chan Show

"Where spare time goes to waste."

22 || MNL, PH

Doodler * Jedi Master * Paladin

Humanoid || Level: 76

Time travelling at normal speed.

Here are some doodles

And the things that I write

My favorite Angel



gothiccharmschool:

taraljc:

maudelynn:

The Haunted Dollhouse~ 

via http://www.otterine.com

(I want this so very much) 

I WANT THIS. I WANT A 1:6 SCALE VERSION OF THIS. I DON’T NEED A SPARE ROOM, IT CAN JUST BE THIS INSTEAD.

Yessss. I want this.

I also want a Jilli-sized version of it to live in.

(via bloowind)


lifemadesimple:

Nothing is worse than getting a kernel in a handful of popcorn!

lifemadesimple:

Nothing is worse than getting a kernel in a handful of popcorn!

(via bloowind)


g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via bloowind)


senjukannon:

Bruce motherfucking Lee.

“I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks once. But I fear the man who has practiced one kick ten thousand times.

(Source: we-are-the-fallen-gods, via notsodarbs)



“Not all those who wander are lost”- J.R.R. Tolkien

“Not all those who wander are lost”- J.R.R. Tolkien

(Source: wanderingglitter, via nickkpoon)


dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.


Wow.

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via hideandzeke)



xxromancegirlxx:

ezriela:

No one loves the ‘Bloomin’ Onion/Onion Blossom’ thing more than Spike:

And of course, this:

Spike’s obsession with the onion things has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lol.

(Source: wamwanfood, via bloowind)


alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
—
Done in Manga Studio 5 &amp; Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours. 

alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 

Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.

Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3

Took so many hours. 

(via gallivant-dreams)


The Light in Her Eyes (2011)

(Source: slumkitty, via reichsmarschall)


(Source: dronta, via we-love-rain)



hey-sass-butt:

digg:

IF YOU LOSE YOUR STUFF AT THIS AIRPORT THIS DOG WILL BRING IT BACK TO YOU

how about that last gif

cutie

THEY NAMED HIM SHERLOCK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD I WANT 12

(via bloowind)


did-you-kno:

To complement its fried chicken keyboard and computer mouse promotion, KFC Japan has unveiled a giant drumstick iPhone case.  Source

did-you-kno:

To complement its fried chicken keyboard and computer mouse promotion, KFC Japan has unveiled a giant drumstick iPhone case. Source

(via trixdraws)